lance says:
haha
ok dude
don't call me dude
so unaustralian
Kntrish says:
sorry noongah

so u really actually dont have a gf do u?
lol
liar
lying again always lying
Kentrish says:
I actaully do
do you want to speak with her?
lance says:
no lol ;P becoz u could just put ur friend on like i use 2 do  and fool with people but no i don't wanna speak with her
Kentrish says:
spooky voice activate: THIIIIIIIISSSSSS IS DYLLAAAAAAAAAANS GIIRRRL FRIEEENDDD BEWAAAAARRREEE BEWWAAARRR


lance says:
oh right.. i completley understand 
i need more money i'm like in so much debt
just incase u would like to know that
Kentrish says:
sell hair
infact I will buy it
please god sell me some of your hair

Heart palpitations

Dylan says:
A couple of weeks ago I decided I would just make cocktails and watch porn till I passed out about 64 hours later I had heart palpitations and had to be rushed to the emergency room.

Irony

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Sally Chatterfield of the X factor

Dylan says:
 if I wanted to look at a drooling inbred struggling to bring talent to a song that she didnt write or compose I would have watched australian idol when it was on.
...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 Dylan you are so cruel...
 she is good
 seriously just look
Dylan says:
 if by good you mean her songs feel like someone raking the inside of your ears with a rusty razor blade then sure
 if the song she sings isnt a 1970's - 2010 rock song I will look.
...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 omg lol... that's what your taste of music wants me to do
 umm lol
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCBLP5Fjjtg
 you got to atleast give her credit to this
Dylan says:
 go listen to float on by modest mouse
 and I will listen to that
 you fucking idiot
...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 haha okies well look
 why?
Dylan says:
 your the voice
 are you fucking serious
 I have no words
 to express
 I AM SHAKING
 I HATE YOU SOMUCH
...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 haha shes great
 she brings tingle to my hairs on my arms
 <4
 <3
Dylan says:
 that is the most typical rock song
 you could have picked
 holy shit.
...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 haha w.e dylan i thinks shes great
Dylan says:
 she is a talentless mole
 I AM HEADBUTTING THE WALL
 TO TRY AND FORGET THIS WHOLE ORDEAL

Political Correctness?

...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 anf mangoes are useless trees
Dylan says:
 they smell lovely
...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 they are stupid i have 3 in my garden
 they never make mangoes
Dylan says:
 I wouldnt make mangeos if someone called me stupid either
...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... :/ says:
 why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
 lol tree's don't have feelings
 -___-
Dylan says:
 neither do black people but its still not politically correct to say they are stupid.

...=]L.a.N.c.E=/\... says:
 lol ok then
 xD
 so got any girls
Mr Day says:
 you mean like girlfriends or tied up in my basement?